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[Jan. 10th, 2009|09:35 pm] |
I love when people say, "Jesus, Joseph and Mary" as some sort of a superlative of a swear word. I wonder if you threw in "shepards and sheep", it would offend on an entirely new level. My forced week off from work really should be more educational than this. |
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[Dec. 16th, 2008|10:29 am] |
For those wondering, I survived the tea party and managed to maintain civility with the little girls and the dolls and have since been contracted for two more such events. You'd be amazed at how well parents tip in the attempt to outdo each other.
At least business is picking up. Lavender, I'm very sorry about Cai. And I sympathise about the mistletoe, and I feel bad for saying it - but thank Merlin it happened. It's nice to know people are forgetting the muffin situation. Although, that may have more to do with the ten or so mistletoe that have decided to inhabit our premises. I need to get rid of mine.
( PRIVATE TO LAVENDER, SMITH and BADDOCK ) |
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[Dec. 5th, 2008|04:47 pm] |
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There is a woman in here asking for catering for her daughter's tea party. With her friends. And her dolls. Is this conventional for the rich and idle? |
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[Nov. 19th, 2008|09:46 pm] |
They cannot shut us down. Especially when they've concluded the muffins weren't the fault of any of the staff present at the time of their baking. Maybe if the fucking Ministry put more efforts into looking towards who was to blame they wouldn't be trying to turn us into scapegoats.
Capella's did nothing wrong. We were sabotaged. Get it through your thick skulls.
Please don't let me lose the catering jobs.
( FRIENDS ) |
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| Free Coffee. |
[Nov. 7th, 2008|04:19 pm] |
Bought a muffin on Tuesday? Been feeling strange all week? Declaring your undying love randomly? Please stop by at Capella's to be recompensated and collect your complimentary coffee. Limited offer. My sincerest apologies attached.
Hello, my name is Altair Sinistra and I am a workaholic who is going to lose a shit load of money and customers tomorrow.
The worst thing about this whole mess is that while it wasn't deliberate on MY end, if I were you, I wouldn't trust my food either.
I really need a drink. |
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